Ceiling Cat - A mythical sign of wonder. Ceiling Cat has the ability to teleport from house to house, poking his head through holes in the ceiling to watch you masturbate. Ceiling Cat will make a hole in your ceiling if there isn't one. I'm sure he's somehow related to Spaghetti Cat. Click here to learn more about Ceiling Cat's magnificent powers!
and to make this legal - my favorite -
And here is one of my personal favorites: