April 2nd, 2011

Scorp

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Ok, so there have been a couple of humorous updates on my friends feed. A couple of them just SCREAMED to me that they needed to be cat macro'd. ;-)
So, for those of you who have the talent (and photo database and computer programs) that I do not, let me offer for your consideration the following:

BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up and Move On, and crashed in to We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah. With Dr. Snifle, reporting LIVE from Quitcher Complainin'. If you like this, repost. If you don't, suck it up princess! Life doesn't revolve around you!

I'll die how I lived... exhausted with diarrhea in my pants.
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