I found this post on metaquotes and it rocks my socks to no end.
me (OP): No, cat.
mom: She shouldn't be hungry. She had the rest of your dinner.
me: *pause* She ate my cheeseburger? My cat ate a cheeseburger?
mom: Well, she was looking at it like she wanted it.
The entire post as well as the ROFL-worthy comments can be found here!