Abe is a 9 month old sphynx with one eye and nine nipples (that's right, NINE). Aside from the horrifying 'faceless' cat, I think Abe could very possibly be a forerunner for Ugliest Cat Ever. Don't get me wrong, he's a great cat with a very loving and humorous personality, but that's not what's going to make him famous. No, it simply must be for his looks.
Once, Abe was looking out my bedroom window, and some people were passing by. I didn't see them, but one of them exclaimed "OH MY WORD, that is a terrifying cat!"
Here are some high quality blanks. Use them, spread them, let people know of the horror that is Abe.
PS - the black kitty belongs to my roommate, his name is Lestat.